Tanked

Goodbye, my good and faithful friend

You’ve surely served me well.

You’ve been a big *support* to me

So it’s hard to bid farewell

 

You’ve supported me through longish runs

and through half marathons

Though I must say, your job was easy

I lack the larger dimensions

 

But now you stink so very much

so bad during my runs

I guess 4 years of running sweat

gives more than tighter buns

 

So even though you look as good

As the day I bought you,

It’s time for us to part our ways

because I stink so bad when I wear you that I can hardly stand myself while I’m running and frankly the running is tough enough on its own thankyouverymuch.

(in honor of my favorite Lululemon running tank, we had a good 4year stretch…and I will now replace you with a newer, younger model…)