Yes?

Berry Baby is *sleeping* in a Big Boy Bed now.  Which actually means that he’s mucking around for about two hours before he finally falls asleep at night.  And every night, we have conversations that go like this:

You need to stay in your bed and not get out, ok?

-yes

You stay in your bed. 

-yes

NO GETTING OUT.

-yes

It’s time to go to sleep.

-yes

Sleeping is very important.

-yes

So you stay in your bed and go to sleep.

-yes

All right, I love you.  Night night.

At which point, I leave the room, close the door, and make if halfway down the hall by which point he is already out of his bed and out his door.

*sigh*

Apparently, “yes” does not mean what I think it means…